Greetings Readers of Blog, it is I, Cosmo, most magnificent of house kets! I em writing to you this day for hoping you will plead case with Dame. She nuisance now for to being sure since she, how you say? Put me on diet. Da! Diet. Ugly word is diet. And ugly is Cosmo for to being when Cosmo lose hees voluptuous roundness, no thanking to diet. Come winter, Cosmo too skinny to keeping Dame's toes warm. Dame sorry then. So please for to taking pity on thees poor star-ved house ket. Tell Dame nyet diet for Cosmo or I contacting ASPCA. Dame worry for own skin then. Da. ASPCA no laugh when seeing how skinny and bone Cosmo is with diet.
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I feel your pain, Cosmo. It's all the worse when I have to watch what I eat constantly, meanwhile my dog eats at 2 levels above her weight class and still loses weight. I'd angrily plot her demise if only I didn't love her.
Coz, come over here and fill up on the 'doughnuts' that Lenny and Phoenix insist upon...they are only 2 calories (of course if you snack on them like potato chips, as P does, they DO add up...) You could always leave her 'something interesting' in the middle of the bed to make your point...
I just discovered that my neighbor is harboring a 28 pound cat in her house.
Perhaps Cosmo would like to go live with her?
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